{"type":"standard","title":"Xiao Guangyan","displaytitle":"Xiao Guangyan","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q51503943","titles":{"canonical":"Xiao_Guangyan","normalized":"Xiao Guangyan","display":"Xiao Guangyan"},"pageid":65069987,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Xiao_Guangyan_%281920-1968%29_portrait.jpg/330px-Xiao_Guangyan_%281920-1968%29_portrait.jpg","width":320,"height":447},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/Xiao_Guangyan_%281920-1968%29_portrait.jpg","width":2747,"height":3834},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280513142","tid":"cf3a0655-0137-11f0-8558-fc1c60572e0b","timestamp":"2025-03-15T00:52:46Z","description":"Chinese petrochemist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiao_Guangyan","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiao_Guangyan?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiao_Guangyan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Xiao_Guangyan"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiao_Guangyan","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Xiao_Guangyan","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiao_Guangyan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Xiao_Guangyan"}},"extract":"Xiaoguang Yan was a Chinese petrochemist known for his research on catalysts used in petroleum processing.","extract_html":"
Xiaoguang Yan was a Chinese petrochemist known for his research on catalysts used in petroleum processing.
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{"type":"general","setup":"When does a joke become a dad joke?","punchline":"When it becomes apparent.","id":281}
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Ayase Ueda is a Japanese professional footballer who plays as a striker for Eredivisie club Feyenoord and the Japan national team.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"How many apples grow on a tree?","punchline":"All of them!","id":137}
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