{"type":"standard","title":"Beautiful Sharks","displaytitle":"Beautiful Sharks","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4877805","titles":{"canonical":"Beautiful_Sharks","normalized":"Beautiful Sharks","display":"Beautiful Sharks"},"pageid":9026921,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/Beautiful_Sharks_cover.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/Beautiful_Sharks_cover.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1099538649","tid":"2a59d306-08d3-11ed-9bcd-e5ac5d11516a","timestamp":"2022-07-21T08:57:36Z","description":"1999 studio album by Something for Kate","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beautiful_Sharks","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beautiful_Sharks?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beautiful_Sharks?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Beautiful_Sharks"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beautiful_Sharks","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Beautiful_Sharks","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beautiful_Sharks?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Beautiful_Sharks"}},"extract":"Beautiful Sharks is the second studio album by Australian band Something for Kate, released in June 1999. It marked a change in musical direction for the band, employing interesting and unconventional chord progressions and production. Sounding more sparse and open than their intense debut effort, the album produced four singles: \"Electricity\", \"Whatever You Want\", \"The Astronaut\" and \"Hallways\". It also had a limited edition release as a two-CD package, with multimedia content on the second disc. At the ARIA Music Awards of 2001, the album was nominated for Best Adult Alternative Album.","extract_html":"
Beautiful Sharks is the second studio album by Australian band Something for Kate, released in June 1999. It marked a change in musical direction for the band, employing interesting and unconventional chord progressions and production. Sounding more sparse and open than their intense debut effort, the album produced four singles: \"Electricity\", \"Whatever You Want\", \"The Astronaut\" and \"Hallways\". It also had a limited edition release as a two-CD package, with multimedia content on the second disc. At the ARIA Music Awards of 2001, the album was nominated for Best Adult Alternative Album.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Gloria (Enchantment song)","displaytitle":"Gloria (Enchantment song)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q20649325","titles":{"canonical":"Gloria_(Enchantment_song)","normalized":"Gloria (Enchantment song)","display":"Gloria (Enchantment song)"},"pageid":46700706,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/Enchantment_-_Gloria_single_cover.jpg","width":315,"height":317},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/Enchantment_-_Gloria_single_cover.jpg","width":315,"height":317},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1162348651","tid":"88525c5d-15c2-11ee-ac2e-83888ef74fa8","timestamp":"2023-06-28T14:46:15Z","description":"1976 single by Enchantment","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_(Enchantment_song)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_(Enchantment_song)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_(Enchantment_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gloria_(Enchantment_song)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_(Enchantment_song)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Gloria_(Enchantment_song)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_(Enchantment_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gloria_(Enchantment_song)"}},"extract":"\"Gloria\" is a song performed by American R&B group Enchantment, issued as the second single from the group's eponymous debut album. It was written by lead singer Emanuel Johnson with frequent collaborator Michael Stokes; and was produced by Stokes. The song was the group's biggest hit on the Billboard Hot 100, peaking at #25 in 1977.","extract_html":"
\"Gloria\" is a song performed by American R&B group Enchantment, issued as the second single from the group's eponymous debut album. It was written by lead singer Emanuel Johnson with frequent collaborator Michael Stokes; and was produced by Stokes. The song was the group's biggest hit on the Billboard Hot 100, peaking at #25 in 1977.
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