Mehdi Salim Khalil is a professional footballer who plays as a goalkeeper for Lebanese Premier League club Ahed and the Lebanon national team. Khalil is known as \"the Mountain\" because of his height.
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Selim Khimshiashvili was a Georgian nobleman of the Khimshiashvili princedom and dukedom and a Beylerbey of Adjara under the Ottoman suzerainty, but with considerable autonomy. His seizure of power in the Pashalik of Akhaltsikh and attempts to bring all of \"Ottoman Georgia\" under his rule led to a fallout with the sultan's government and a war which ended in Selim's death.
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